Mini says...

(One evening at the restaurant)

Mini : I had a bad dream yesterday

Me : Oh dear. What did you dream about?

Mini : My brain

Me : (??) Oh...what happened to your brain?

Mini : My brain...He ran away!

Me : *burst out laughing*

Mini : *the whats-so-funny? stare of death*

Me : *covers mouth* not funny.

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(One weekend at home)

Mini : tap tap tap...(at the computer)

Ash : *yap yap yap into Mini's ears*...faster Mini...press here...press there...hit...etc...

Mini : Go do your Maths...Go..do your maths

Mom & Dad in the kitchen : *LOLOLOL*

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(One day when Mini ponteng school)

Me : *cooking in the kitchen*

Mini : Mommy, can I have something to eat?

Me : OK...just give me a minute. Let me finish this first. Very fast one.

Mini : OK and walks out..

10 minutes later...

Mini : *walks in to see me still cooking* Howz it going? I thought you going to be faster...

Me : *facepalm*

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(One weekend at Grandparents' house)

At mama and yeh yeh's house. Mama was in the shower. Left Yeh yeh to entertain the monkeys.

Mini : Yeh Yeh, I want nen-nen. Can you make for me?

Yeh Yeh : Err...hmmm...I don't know how to make. You ask Mama when she finish shower.

Mini : I teach you. First you put water in the bottle. And then, you put milk. See? Is easy.

Yeh Yeh : *LOL*

My Little Ponies

If you want to know my girls' personality type, watch My Little Pony. The girls have been obsessing about the movie. So much so that they've each identified the pony that they each love.

Ash says she loves Twilight Sparkle and Mini says she prefers Rainbow Dash.

So...who are these ponies? Well, according to Wiki (yeah, the ponies have to be Wiki-ed) :

Twilight is..well, the pony series Friendship is Magic in fact revolves around the daily ins and outs of Twilight's life. She's the one holding the group together, the magic element, the one they call when the kitchen sink is broken...you know, THE one.

Rainbow Dash on the other hand is being described as "a tomboyish pegasus pony who helps control the weather" so says Mr. Wiki. 

In essence, Ash is a little like Twilight. She bosses Mini around, to a certain extent bosses her friends around, quite the socialite (so says her teacher...actually, it's more like she talks too much in class) and is responsible and reliable (so says her teacher...again). 

And...Mini, is Rainbow Dash! Except perhaps Mini doesn't help control the weather - she sets the weather! She decides if it will rain or shine in this household. So much for helping eh? 

Anyway, these 2 just love love love their Pony. Everyday they'd ask for a dose of Pony. Like drugs, they can never breathe without My Little Pony. They would even call each other "Twilight" "Rainbow Dash"...should I be worried? 

To be honest, really doesn't worry me because it's just a phase. They will soon be bored and off to something else. Look what happened to Barney? Maybe I should get them to find whitecraft Saddleback Wicker Collection. It might just be the thing that gets them away from the Pony business. 

What do you think? Will it work?

Let's hear it for the BOYZ

Mini's friends comprises of all boys. She loves to play running with them during their play-time. Plus, she would not hesitate to beat the crap out of any boy too. Well, until play becomes a little violent, then, she'll take a step back because although she's quite the fiesty one, she's also not as strong. She can get into pretty serious trouble.

But...still? Not like a little bruise or skull fracture will stop my lil bull! Hahaha..OK la, I'm just exaggerating. No bruise nor fracture. But, yeah, she can be quite stubborn and quite gila at times. When she plays, she loses herself.

A hardcore play-yah this one. I will have to watch out...for gore and blood!

Having the competitive streak

Ash is really competitive. To the point of acting all crazy if she does not get No. 1.

How? Why? None of us are competitive in any manner whatsoever. I mean, I'll gladly let everyone else join the Wongs or the Joneses or the Talibans....here, go ahead, be my guest.

Sadly, not my Ash. She's a maniac when it comes to competiting. And she WILL kick up a big fuss if she loses. Like crying for not having been selected for story competition or searching high and low for the best drums and not finding any. Whose kid is that?! Definitely not mine.

Oh...I'm talking about her games la. Nothing to do with school. :-D. 

But, still, the freak goes crazy whenever she's with the console. She is an absolute maniac. And again, who shall I have to thank for her behaviour?

*sharpening me knives as we speak*.

The Great Relationship

According to Ash :

Ash : Mommy, you know what?

Me : What? (Actually, quite irriated response because I was in the middle of a conversation with myself and she just decided to ask me or tell me something...sheesh! Can the information of the universe wait?!)

Ash : You know the mosquito and the (house)fly are best friends.

Me : -huh- blank. Err..how (do) you know?

Ash : They are! The mosquito bites humans (so the humans become distracted and start to scratch themselves) and the (house)fly will eat our food! So they help each other. So they are best friends.

Me : Ah...ok. (Got further irriated because I forgot what myself and I were talking about and thus, lost the conversation mojo).

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p.s : Seriously? The Fly and the Mosquito?