Want to rent?

You know how opps are slowing down these days. And lets face it, its my ONLY means of making some $$$ without having to change my nightie. If this continues which I think it will, what with the holiday season coming and most of everyone will be on a holiday mood. So, I was thinking, in order to not let my monthly income dip any further than it possibly can cos if it does, I'd end up with a big fat 0, I have decided to rent my desktop for a fee. You heard me, I've got a computer rental thing going on here. Any takers?